ennuia:

lmao its always the crustiest and wackest of white boys who are quick to say that they dont date women of color like theres a long ass line of fine black women at their door desperate to ask for their cool ranch dorito stained hand in marriage

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

confusedtree:

My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now

hotboyfriend:

dayfed:

HEEEUUUOOORRGGHHHH

This basically answers all of lifes questions 

fuhrerkingsadley:

THIS LITTLE OLIVE SKINNED NIGGA LOOKED LIKE HE PLAYIN HIS HEART OUT AND THE DOG JUST SMOOTH LAYIN OUT THE THREES MY G

meladoodle:

i accidentally recorded a 3 hour video of me sitting on the computer like this and its the most depressing thing ive ever seen

praker:

I ordered clothes off the internet 20 minutes ago and they still aren’t here what the fuck

gnuliet:

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”